Fairyland
11/27/13 - FtLd


Mary had a little lamb
With some nice mint jelly
And some big old yams
You know Mary likes to eat real good
Every now and then
It’s not her fault

And Jack and Jill
Ran down the hill
But the sheriff still caught ‘em
Threw them both in jail
Now no one can hear
Their screams and yells
What a shame all for stolen water

And there are no fairies
Down in fairyland
Just some big old monsters
With some big old hands
But don’t you fret
No don’t you cry
Just learn to read between the lines

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
What’d you think was gonna happen
After all he’s a god dam egg
Who smokes too much marijuana

And rub a dub a dub
Three men in a tub
Getting cleaned up
To hit the gay pubs
After all it’s let live and let love
Or at least we oughta

And there are no fairies....

You Know Little Bo Peep lost her sheep
But someone saw Mary
Down at the crime scene
Said she butchered ‘em all
On old Miller’s land
At the trial she said she had run outta lamb

And little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet
Long came a spider named Jimmy Buffett
Gave her a cheesebuger fries supersized
Now she got heart disease
Ah fuck it

And there are no fairies....

And M - I - C then K - E - Y
Why because we’re gonna rob you
That’s why
Take it all from you for some dumb rides
Down in Floreeda

And Miley Cyrus is a scarey thing
But Lady Gaga she’s just plain old mean
And Madonna thinks
She started the whole thing
When it was really Elton and his lover

And there are no fairies....
Oh the lives
Oh the lies


verse:
28.49.57 - 38.49.57
37.45.57 - 36.45.57 (end)
35.47.57 - 34.45.57
38.47.56


chorus:
210.39.410 - 39.49.57
28.47.56 - 39.49.57
210.39.410 - 39.49.57
38.47.58


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