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Your God
03/23/08 - NMB

(preamble)

Brothers and sisters, I’ve come to talk to you today about churches.

There are many kinds of churches in the world today brothers and sisters. As for me, I belong to the Church of the Holy Smart Ass, where we say if you think you’re smart, you’re probably an ass.

Now, we at the Church of the Holy Smart Ass believe in just two things. The first thing we at the Church of the Holy Smart Ass believe is that religion is like masturbation, in that it should be enjoyed to the full extent of the law, but in the privacy of your own home.

Now the second thing that we at the Church of the Holy Smart Ass believe in is that god is like masturbation, in that if you get too close, things get messy and sticky.

Now there’s only one thing that we at the Church of the Holy Smart Ass dislike, and those are the religious freaks who say that their god is the god, the one and only god who is everywhere and everything to everyone all of the time now and forever, and if you disagree with them, well then they have the right to kill you.

These people piss us off. So when we at the Church of the Holy Smart Ass run into one of these religious weirdos, we like to sing them this song.

(song)

My friend you say your god’s the one
And he orders you to kill everyone
Who disagrees with what he tells you to do
Well let me tell you a thing or two
About what your god has been up to
And then maybe you will sing a different tune

Your god made Lucifer
Moa Tse-Tung, Adolf Hitler
Your god really has got some gall
Your god made world war two
And wiped out nearly all the jews
Your god really has done it all

Your god made the inquisition
Breast cancer and drug addiction
Ain’t there nothin that you’re god can’t do
Your god gave us the plague
And all them African American slaves
So we must owe your god everlasting gratitude

Your god made radioactive waste
And put toxins in Chinese toothpaste
But that’s not all that your god has done
Your god made the KKK
The NRA and Ronald Reagan
It must be a sin to have a god that’s so much fun

Have fun...

Your god gave us poverty
And fills our heads with mental disease
Your god must be the King of Kings
Your god whipped up global warming
Pollution and jihadists’ warnings
Your god was, is and will be everything

Your god gave us Typhoid Mary
Jack the Ripper and harikari
And yet you say your god’s the supreme being
Your god gave us civil war
Prostitution and a whole lot more
Perhaps your god is really just miss thing

Snap-snap...

And if all of that’s not enough
Your god has gone and done more stuff
Just when you thought the worst of it was through
But of all of your god’s bad decisions
The one for which he can’t be forgiven
Is that your god’s made you into a stooge
So keep your god but don’t let your god fool you

chords:
C-F-C-G
C-F-C-G-C


copyright 2008 Robert Ben Mitchell, all rights reserved.

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from 2014 - Holy HoliDaze, released October 21, 2017

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