Why I'm So In Love With You

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Why I’m So In Love With You
03/19/12 - FtLd


I’m gonna kick you
Kick you in the head
Kick you so hard
You’ll fall right outta bed
Cause I just can’t take one more night
Of sleeping next to you
You snore you fart you do everything
That is so god damn rude
I’m gonna kick you where the sun don’t shine
Then I’ll kick you in the jewels
But first I gotta figure out
Why I’m so in love with you

I gonna whack you
Whack you in the face
With a big old frying pan
Full of big old hot old grease
The one that I am cooking
Up your bacon eggs and ham
Cause you chew with your mouth open
I can’t stand your slobbering
I’m gonna whack you so hard
Your teeth end up in the next room
But first I gotta figure out
Why I’m so in love with you

Ain’t love grand
Turn a pig into a man
Make a ten dollar whore
Look like the queen of Siam
Make you think you found
The perfect life long spouse
When you really got Satan
Lip locked by the mouth

I’m gonna run you over
With your own car
Throw you off a cliff
Of maybe push you down some stairs
Put some poison in your toothpaste
Or some drano in your beer
There gotta be a thousand different ways
That I can make you disappear
Cause there ain’t nothing that I like
About anything you say or do
But first I gotta figure out
Why I’m so in love with you

Baby you’re the most disgusting
Person that I’ve ever seen
Yet somehow that makes you the perfect
Person for me.


chords:
37.46.57 - 25.36.47
37.46.57 - 38.47.56
25.36.47 - 37.46.57
38.47.56 - 37.46.57 - 47.56.67


bridge:
25.36.47 - 37.46.57
25.36.47 - 38.47.56
28.36.47 - 37.46.57 - 47.56.67

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released July 6, 2020

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