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What If Harry Potter Were A Pothead

from 2014 - 36 MORE by Bob Who and The Little Criminals

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What If Harry Potter Were A Pothead (#354)
11/28/14 - Ft Ld


What if Harry Potter were a pothead
Lighting up a doobie with his wand
What if Harry Potter were a pothead
Maybe he and Voldemort would get along

Woud you could you should you read that story
Or would you simply say that it was wrong

What if Batman and Robin they were potheads
Sliding down those poles every night
What if Batman and Robin they were potheads
With eyes only for each other in those tights

Woud you could you should you read that story
Or would you run away in dread and fright

What if Barbie Doll was a pregnant pothead
Sleeping round the toy box every night
What if Barbie Doll was a pregnant pothead
Was it Woodie or Buz Lightyear she enticed

Woud you could you should you read that story
Or would you simply say it was not right

What if Hillary Clinton was a pothead
Running round the White House in the nude
What if Hillary Clinton was a pothead
Would you vote for her or would you say that’s rude

Woud you could you should you read that story
Or would you simply say “No way dude!”

What if Vladimir Putin was a pothead
With his finger on the button night and day
What if Vladimir Putin was a pothead
Do you think the way he rides that horse is kinda gay

Would you could you should you read that story
Or would you simply say “No way, Jose!”

What if George Bush Jr. was a pothead
Oh wait! He is!

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So what if Harry Potter were a pothead
Lighting up a doobie with his wand
What if Harry Potter were a pothead
Maybe he and Voldemort could share a bong

Woud you could you should you read that story
Or would you simply say that it was wrong

Would you could you should you read that story
Or would you could you should you sing along


verse:
C - G - G - C

chorus:
F - C - G - C

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from 2014 - 36 MORE, track released December 16, 2014

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