Stains and Smells
05/01/10 - NMB

Now people always askin
More and more
Why am I here
And what’s it all for

They all dyin to know
Before they die
How they can live forever
And stay alive

So they run around
Doin this and that
They cry a few tears
And have a few laughs

When life ain’t nothin
But stains and smells

Uh you can be a good boy
And do as your told
Or you can do
Sex drugs and rock and roll

And it don’t matter
What you buy or sell
And you go to heaven
Or go to hell
Cause life ain’t nothin
But stains and smells

Now looky here
Little Suzy Q
You can do the jitter-bug
And the looptey-lou

You can see all the sights
And ride all the rides
You can run but baby
You can not hide

And you can tell the truth
Or you can tell a lie
But your never gettin out
Of life alive

Cause life ain’t nothin
But stains and smells

Uh you can be a good christian
Muslim or jew
Or you can pull all da pedals
Off the flowers too

And if you take the orgasm
Out of sex
Everyone knows
What you got left
Cause life ain’t nothin
But stains and smells

Now people don’t you fret
Yeah don’t you fear
Smoke a few doobies
And drink a few beers

Listen to da music
And sing along
Dance a few dances
And fire up a storm

And in the end you only get
What you get
But you must always remember
And never forget

That life ain’t nothin
But stains and smells

Uh you can be a good girl
And do as your told
Or you can do
Sex drugs and rock and roll

And it don’t matter
What you buy or sell
And you go to heaven
Or go to hell
Cause life ain’t nothin
But stains and smells

verse:
Em - Am - Em - B - Em

chorus:
Am - Em - B - Em

inter:
Am - Em - Am - B


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