Larry’s All Nite Smorgasbord
12/12/12 - FtLd


In the jowls of heaven
In the bowels of heaven
They’ll chew you up
Then spit you out once more
That’s why I’m here
At Larry’s Smorgasbord

In the choirs of heaven
There’s no room for liars in heaven
That’s why I have a reservation
Cause it’s all I can afford
Yeah it’s gonna be alright
If we stay here until the day lite
At Larry’s All Nite Smorgasbord

Cause Larry he got meatballs
And he’s cooking up some spam
He’ll put Alpo in a taco
If you just pay him what you can
It’s not your misdeeds
But what you can’t see
In every goddam thing that you eat
At Larry’s Good Nite Smorgasbord

In the weigh stations of heaven
They’ll strip all your assignations
And tell you it’s a game we don’t play no more
So that’s why you’re here
Instead of playing up there
So please pass the salt and pepper
If you would my dear
At Larry’s All Nite Smorgasbord

So you stole a little cash
And now you wanna little bite
But there’s only one place left to go
That’s open every nite
And if you can’t pay
That’s really okay
Cause they know
You’re coming back anyhow anyways
To Larry’s Good Bye Smorgasbord

All the undertakers in heaven
Can’t wait to fry your bacon
For everything you did without remorse
So pull up a chair
No not that one over there
That one’s saved for the guy
Who we all now work for
They call him Little Lucy
But he’s really just a #2 please
With a side of hot sauce
If you don’t mind of course
At Larry’s All Nite Smorgasbord


1st verse:
25.36.47* - 25.37.47*
Ef5 - Ef2 - Amf2
Amf5 - Ef5 - E


verses:
25.36.47* - 25.37.47*
Ef5 - Ef2 - Amf2
Amf5 - Ef5 - EF2
Amf5 - E - Ef5


chorus:
Amf2 - E - Ef5 - Ef3 - Ef2
Amf2 - Amf5 - E5 - Ef2
Amf5 - E - Ef5


* = add and subtract 27


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