Christ Got Hung But I Got A Hangover
12/25/12 - FtLd


Christ got hung but I got a hangover (3x)
On a christmas day

Set him up on two 2 by 4's
Got one at Home Depot and the other at Lowes
Used a Makita to nail him down
Cause the Bland & Decker was out of town

Christ got hung but I got a hangover (3x)
On a christmas day

Set him upright in the noon day sun
Said stay there boy til your father comes
And if you need a dis-traction
Well why don’t you just download something

Christ got hung but I got a hangover (3x)
On a christmas day

Let him hang there til he died
Brought him a present every night
Then took him down and washed him clean
Wrapped him in a shroud from Calvary

Christ got hung but I got a hangover (3x)
On a christmas day

Knew it’d all end up on the silver screen
So three him in the back with old James Dean
Signed ‘em on the dotted line for keeps
Then drove them both down to New Orleans

Christ got hung but I got a hangover (3x)
On a christmas day

Christ got a gig at old Lefitte’s
Working for trade down on Bourbon Street
Walmart dressed - low prices every day
But before you get, christ you gotta pay

Christ got hung but I got a hangover (3x)
On a christmas day

So every year on the 25th
Instead of love we just give gifts
So please won’t you tell me why we say
Christ is come and then we pay

Christ got hung but I got a hangover (3x)
On a christmas day


verse:
Em - Am - Em


chorus:
Em - Am - B


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